Expertology


Weber's definition

An expert is a person who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Gummidge's law

The less a person knows, the more of his statements are understandable to the general public.

Dunn's Law

Beautiful rhetoric is often riddled with ambiguity.

Eplison's Directions

The easiest way to test how great a person is in a particular area is to see if he can win several consecutive wagers related to that area.

Weinberg's corollary

A specialist is a person who avoids small mistakes, inevitably moving towards a big mistake.

Potter's Law

The number of squabbles over any item is inversely proportional to its true value.

Ross law

Never say that a statement is important until you have made it.

Emergency exit rule

Always leave some space in your plans so that if you fail, you can include an explanation of what happened.

Clarke's Law of Innovation

Every innovative idea - in science, politics, art and elsewhere - triggers three stages of reaction. They can be summarized as follows:

1. It is impossible. And don't waste my time!

2. It may very well be, but you should not do it.

3. I have always said that this is a great idea.

Blau's law

Well-established technology tends to be more popular than new technology.

Cowan's law

In reality, it is only the name that can be associated with the facts that matters, and not the facts themselves.

Fitz-Gibbon's Law

The quality of a child's upbringing is inversely proportional to the number of nannies employed by him. This proportion is also true for creativity.

Bart's separation

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who do not.

Runamoka's Law

There are four types of people:

1. Those who sit quietly with folded hands.

2. Those who say that you need to quietly sit back.

3. Those who do something.

4. Those who say that something needs to be done.

Levy's eighth law

No amount of genius can save a person from excessive attention to detail.

Levy's ninth law

Random choice is the privilege of the Lord alone.

Sagal's Law

A man with only one clock knows exactly what time it is. A man with a two watch is never sure of that.


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